1 c Glazed huckleberries
3 Shots gin or moonshine
1 Possum
1 Pie crust with top
Sliced carrots & cabbage
To taste
If roadkill—make jambalaya If caught—proceed with recipe
Cover a pan (or any implement you can put in a fire) with the bottom of
your pie crust and place the possum in it. Add the huckleberries and
carrots, and shred the cabbage over it. Close up the pie and bake until
the neighbors’ dogs come sniffing around to see what the wonderful smell
is, or until the fire department arrives (whichever comes first). Remove
from fire/oven, slice and enjoy.
Anthony Trummert
Yields
6 Servings